Fútbolitis

WHAT IS FÚTBOLITIS?

Fútbolitis (deprivare san jose fútbolitis) is an affliction, caused by prolonged withdrawal from professional soccer. Persons afflicted with it typically display erratic behavior patterns (see below for details of symptoms). The Bay Area/Northern California region is currently experiencing a severe epidemic of Fútbolitis. If you or a loved one has it, this site is your most valuable resource for information. Knowledge is power, and only through continued awareness can we kick Fútbolitis.

WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS?

Persons afflicted with Fútbolitis may display one or more of the following symptoms:

• Chanting
• Compulsive juggling (with feet)
• Supernatural soccer skills
• Impromptu re-enactments of championship matches
• Fanatic cheering at pee-wee games
• Praying at night for an MLS team
• Subscriptions to soccer magazines in languages you don’t speak
• Lapsing into a British accent
• “Soccer ball” shaped rashes or bruising
• Strong aversion to anything “Beckham”
• Feelings of hope whenever there are reports of an earthquake
• During earthquakes you stand and shout "GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!"

Below are videos, captured by security cameras and concerned citizens, that display fútbolitis symptoms in their various forms.

Posted: 29 November 2007 11:00 AM

Quakes name Ian Russell Assistant Coach
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Posted: 05 November 2007 12:49 PM

Frank Yallop introduced as head coach of Quakes.
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Posted: 26 October 2007 12:56 PM

Earthquakes to call Santa Clara home
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Posted: 18 October 2007 02:22 PM

Open Tryout Tour announced
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Posted: 03 October 2007 05:59 AM

John Doyle announced as GM of the new Earthquakes.
- Former assistant coach reunited with team. > more

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Posted: 03 October 2007 03:29 PM

San Jose Earthquakes unveil 2008 jersey and team logo.
- New colors and an updated look for the new Earthquakes.
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Posted: 18 July 2007 01:11 PM

Earthquakes return to San Jose.
-MLS announces the addition of 14th team. > more

Take charge of your Fútbolitis. By treating your symptoms, you are taking the first step to resuming a normal, productive life. The following are helpful resources that can help you gain access to soccer and soccer-related information:

> Watch classic soccer moments

> Get involved with soccer in your area

> Check televised soccer schedule

> Purchase tickets to matches

> Explore MLSnet.com

> Evidence of previous contagion